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Okay... as of today, it appears that I have a new major advisor for graduate studies in entomology, and a new project focus for my education. I will now complete a lifelong goal by defending America from an alien invasion. Admittedly, this will be an invasion of small biting arthropods known as thrips, but they're strange enough to be from beyond this world.

They are tiny parasitic insects of about a milimeter in length whose wings can only be described as feather dusters. They are incredibly prolific, and once a colony is established, it can be extremely difficult to eradicate. Worse still, they are promiscuous parasites, readily leaping from a preferred host to an alternate host when environmental conditions demand. Most important of all, they can also act as vector to several commercially important plant viruses, and to top matters off, they will bite human beings when they run out of plants.

It appears that Florida stands poised on the brink of invasion by a creature that could only be described as an enemy to all I hold dear - the Chilithrips, Scirtothrips dorsalis. It will be my duty to develop a management strategy to control and identify their advance across the nation. Millions stand to perish if I fail.

I am actually looking forward to the challenge. I mean, it isn't mosquitoes, but it still will be ecological control of a potentially harmful species, and it presents all sorts of interesting opportunities to explore the evolution and adaptation of an invasive species: resistance, founder's effect, structured competition, host-shifting and sympatric speciation. As in all such things, only time will tell.