« April 2007 | Main | June 2007 »

May 16, 2007

finish the fight

Okay, call me a geek because I am, but I have a date with my expensive electronics.

Halo and the good folks of team FTG kept me sane on Monday nights for nearly a year and a half. It was a chance to kick back, relax, and revel in carefully orchestrated carnage with full surround-sound and a few carefully selected friends. It was glorious fun, and I have missed them and their banter and companionship ever since I got too busy to play a lot of videogames, and then fell behind a firewall prohibiting such access. Someday I'll live in the real world again, and someday we'll fight the good fight together again.

I hope to be fully prepared for that day.

May 15, 2007

cooking with disaster

You know, one of the problems with being overconfident in your abilities is that sometimes when you screw up, you literally have to eat it. I'd like to think that I can cook, and this has occasionally resulted in disasters ranging from a mild-case of food-poisoning to severely charred charcoal briquettes that were supposed to have been some sort of bakery product. Fortunately, tonight was not to be one of those nights. I attempted to make satay peanut chicken from memory, and it actually tasted pretty darn good. To the best of my knowledge, the recipe runs as follows:

  1. Cut a chicken breast or breasts into bits, and
  2. rub half a teasppon of pepper and salt onto it.
  3. Oil your favorite eight-inch pan with half a tablespoon of oil, preferably Mongolian Fire Oil cut with a little olive oil (depending on how much or how little one values one's taste-buds) at medium high heat, and
  4. brown the chicken.
  5. Once browned, remove the chicken, but leave the grease and drippings in the pan.
  6. Slice and toss a quarter to an eighth of an onion into the pan to absorb some of the oil and grease, stir-frying it at high heat to a mild carmelization.
  7. Reduce the heat to medium, and then pour in:
    • a third of a cup of peanut butter,
    • a tablespoon of low-sodium soy sauce,
    • half a tablespoon of chili powder,
    • and a third to a quarter of a cup of chili sauce (or if you value your esophageal lining, a quarter cup of water and another quarter cup of peanut butter).
  8. Stir this mixture until the peanut butter melts, and
  9. toss in
    • the chicken and
    • half a cup of chopped red bell peppers.
  10. Cook until done, and serve over rice.

Should anyone out there attempt this recipe, please let me know how it went - and feel free to vary the ingredients. Cooking is an improvisational form of art as much as it is a science, and the best recipes are robust and either survive or are improved by individual variation.

face of the enemy, redux

Another look at the thrips I will be working on, Scirtothrips dorsalis Hood.

This time, the photo credit is mine.

May 13, 2007

Happy Mother's Day

Zaniness must just run in the blood.

Call your mothers, and tell them that you love them.

and now for an encore

It seems that on my way back from the grocery store, I blew out a tire. This is quite a blowout. I must have run over a piece of metal from the numerous construction projects out here. I am only thankful that it happened as I drove back into the complex, and not somewhere considerably farther up the road. I've had to empty the trunk of the carload of things I plan on taking back into storage just to get the spare tire and jack out. It'll be fixed soon enough, and then I'll go buy me a new tire.

May 12, 2007

saturday morning cartoons

One of the advantages to my new home is that the sun peeks in through my window as it rises, and very little will keep its persistant determination from lifting the lids of my eyes for very long. As a result, I was up at what might normally be considered an unnaturally early hour of the morning for myself - especially on the weekend. Lacking anything better to do with my time, or failing to want to do anything more than get some breakfast and go back to sleep, I watched my version of Saturday morning cartoons on Google Video.

I put a bagel in the toaster, spread some peanut butter on it, and sat down to watch Craig Mello give a talk at Google corporate headquarters on his Nobel-winning research on RNAi as part of their continuing seminar series on emerging technologies. The tech talks are interesting because they give you a look into what the almighty Google is thinking about buying and turning into their next cash-cow. Dr. Mello's talk is interesting because he is a good speaker and does an excellent job of translating highly technical jargon into plain english that the layperson might understand and appreciate without feeling condescended to. That, and he is talking about RNA interference, one of the single most interesting and important topics to hop along through molecular biology in the last ten years. To say that I am excited by its potential application in various subfields of biology and chemistry would be something of an understatement.

If you have an hour and ten minutes to kill, I highly recommend that you check it out...

May 10, 2007

my new home?

Well, I guess it is official: I am now trailer trash living at the University of Florida's Tropical Research and Education Center.

Ironically enough, the University has these trailers as FEMA leftovers from the last time an Andrew visited town. They maintain them because Homestead is an hour south of Miami, and even renting property in the ghetto is prohibitively expensive for graduate students. Of course, "maintained" is a term subject to qualitative observations, and it has been more than fifteen years and a few more hurricanes since these trailers were new. That, and apparently many graduate students do not take very good care of their living space. My share of the trailer is a 7x7x7 cube that I can almost turn around in. Thank god it holds the fishtank in a corner on top of a dilapidated dresser - but I miss my old kitchen (and my dishwasher!) already.

May 8, 2007

I hate moving

Have I mentioned lately how much I hate moving?

For the last several days, my life has been compartmentalized into a series of boxes - some of which I will take with me, and some of which will go into storage. It is difficult to let go of things to which you have become attached, particularly when those things are comforable furniture, or the bookshelves that you would like to put your recreational reading material or DVD library upon. That said, there have been a few bright moments.

My friend Sheri had her brother in town on vacation, and he was kind enough to volunteer the back of his rented convertible Mitsubishi Eclipse to carry some of my shelves off to storage. It really does not look normal to see something that big crammed into something that small.

My fish are now living in a bucket. I made them a promise once: stay alive, and I'll take you with me wherever I go in life. Three of them have made a voyage of greater distance in this fashion before, and the prognosis for their survival is good. I hope they make it. While I may laugh and call them a primitive form of ultra-realistic and high-resolution HDTV, I have become quite attached to them. Like some of my furniture, they have always been there with me - reliable through turmoil and joy. I only hope that I can return the favor.

Last and not least, I remain amazed by the volume of stuff that one can comfortably cram into the 2002 Toyota Camry, and still be able to see out your rear-view windows. That said, I did manage to come uncomfortably close to obscuring all of my blind-spots. When planning out my packing strategy, I had forgotten to include the fishtank for the aforementioned fish, and found it occupying a surprising and irregular volume in the backseat of my car.

I had not realized just how much stuff I really do own. Given that I've tried to shake the load lighter on at least two occasions now, and that I will be moving into much smaller accomodations, I wonder if the next packing trip is going to be as bad?

May 6, 2007

with a little help from his friends

Once again, as I prepare to leave Gainesville for Homestead, I find myself indebted to my friends. I'd never have been able to thrive and survive here without the lot of you, and I certainly would not have been able to move out of here without your aid and assistance throughout the process.

You were an unlooked-for bonus in this town, and you kept me sane and you kept me from dropping out. You emphasized that I could survive this program and this project so long as I found a way to make it mine, and that there was always time to prepare for a superior doctoral experience. You reminded me that there was more to research than reading, and that one's interactions with one's colleagues will inevitably prove more valuable in the real world beyond the Ivory Tower. You also knew how to throw a wild party, and I found happiness in your company.

Thanks.

May 4, 2007

death from above

I know, I should be packing, but the amatuer naturalist in me is continually distracted and inspired by the many wonders (and the occasional atrocity!) of the environment around me. The sheer diversity and entertainment to be found in the ecology present in our own backyard never fails to amaze or entertain me.

The young lady pictured below is about an inch and a half long, and is unquestionably looking directly at the camera. Soon after I took this photo, she tried to remind her paparazzo that he had better things to be doing with his time than harassing a hard-working woman, but she failed to discourage me. She might be known to you by her common names as a "digger wasp", or a "cricket hawk". It probably belongs to the "thread-waisted" family of wasps, the Sphecidae, who have graced these pages before.

A casual google image search reveals that she probably belongs to genus Sphex, but I hesitate to stand more decisively on this point without actually keying the critter out on a reliable document published by a reputable author after a process of peer reivew. Still, she certainly does possess many of the key diagnostic characteristics common to her family of wasp. Most notable among these features are the constricted waist, "simple" unbranched hairs on the thorax, and a pronotal "collar" that fails to reach the tegula - the "shoulders" of the wings.

Sphecids are far more interesting for their behavioral characteristics than for their morphology. They flick their wings constantly as they go about their business, and it gives them an odd sense of purpose. As solitary wasps, they spend most of their adult lives serving as pollinators while feeding on the nectar of flowers - a basal behavior that would become emphasized in their descendants, the bees. Of course, reproduction and growth require large amounts of protein for a developing organism - and as a result, these solitary wasps are also incredibly predaceous.

Their predatory behavior can be every bit as elaborate and complex as those of the so-called "higher" vertebrates. Studies on the bee-wolves earned Niko Tinbergen his doctorate, as he established that even creatures as "neurologically simple" as insects were capable of learning sophisticated behaviors, including a positional awareness that allowed them to remember and use distinct landmarks to find their nesting place. Selection has encouraged the evolution of this memory as sphecids drop out of the sky to sting their prey of choice with an immobilizing venom, and then drag them away to an underground chamber they have constructed. The manner in which a given wasp drags or carries its prey away can also be species-specific, and the emerald cockroach wasp, Ampulex compressa, is infamous for its brain-surgery on its host of choice, the American cockroach, Periplaneta americana.

I observed my little girl drag several crickets into that burrow over the next several hours, paralyzed but alive - where they will meet their final grisly fate. That tomb is also a birthing chamber, and once each underground cell is provisioned, the female will lay a single egg on each. Her offspring will eventually hatch, and then slip inside their host, ghoulishly devouring its internal organs - or living like tiny vampires on the blood of their host. You're still alive while they eat you...

May 3, 2007

done!

Well, then. As of approximately a quarter past noon today, I was done with this semester. Now I just have to assemble my graduate committee for a meeting discussing my research project based around thrips dispersal, and to finish packing.

One final look at the apartment before I begin to disassemble it?

I dislike moving, and I will miss this place. I have actually become somewhat fond of this apartment, as it suits many of my needs and my desires in a home. It could have used newer appliances, and the roaches were an occasional annoyance, but it had excellent counter-space, an open kitchen, and reasonable storage space for the size. This was a home I was proud to welcome friends into. As always, I will miss the people more than the place - but it was a good location to set down roots for a while.