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February 19, 2009

a little scoop of heaven

Texas' cultural domination of the American landscape continues: after years of longing, I can finally find my beloved Blue Bell ice cream in south Florida. While this may seem like a small thing, it is a major improvement in my quality of life. This is the best mass-produced ice cream in America, bar none. Made with real cream in Brenham, Texas. I used to drive right past their factory every time I rode to Austin. It is a shame that I never stopped in for the tour. I hear that they let you sample all of the ice cream currently under production at the end...

February 9, 2009

all work and three cups of coffee make Derksen go crazy

February 7, 2009

revisions

Yegads: I have a new resumé, and now a CV to go with it. Presumably I will start filling in the "publications" subsection in the not-so-distant future, and finally be able to put a graduation date on that Master of Science at the University of Florida.

Perhaps I should add hyperlinks to the PDF files as well? This is a digital document, and I suspect that in the modern era one should be able to find the relevant websites whether that item is in PDF or HTML formats.

February 5, 2009

letter to the editor

Dear Masters of the Universe, we have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you were right: capitalism works, and the market eventually self-corrects, reaching a price that more accurately assesses the intrinsic "value" of goods and services. The bad news is that executive compensation has been increasingly overpriced in all industries for decades, and it has only been through the concerted and collective efforts of upper management to fight back the natural tide of normal market forces that it has been preserved.

Is the intrinsic value of an executive at the head of a large corporation truly greater than the engineers, who design new products, or the accountants who manage the flow of capital, or the lawyers who help to protect that corporation's interests? Is the heart more valuable to the body than the brain? Of course not. An executive merely directs the collective action of the teams of talented people beneath them, and allows communication between many disparate parts.

Historically, they have been unduly rewarded because they sit atop the flows of capital, and have been able to divert them in directions that were not necessarily in the best interests of shareholders or the corporation. They filled boards of directors with folks who placed a higher premium on executive compensation than on rewarding shareholders or increasing the competitive ability of the corporation.

Now their performance and utility to the corporation has been revealed as egregiously out of line with their pay. The value that they add to the company relative to their compensation is minor. Their salaries could be better used to enhance corporate productivity for shareholders by investing in other capital. Another half million paid to a single executive will hardly change corporate performance, but hiring five additional top chemists might develop a novel product for your corporation. That capital might be better used to purchase new infrastructure that improves your quality control, preventing future lawsuits.

Perhaps executives are finally learning that just as many employees’ positions were outsourced to other talented people willing to work for less, so too can management.

February 2, 2009

a breath of fresh air

Barely a week in the new housing, and my allergies have already cleared up immensely. I can breathe clearly again for the first time really since I left Gainesville. I'd almost forgotten what it was like. No daily nosebleeds every morning I wake up. No excruciating headaches that leave me foggy and disoriented. Just pure, clean air.

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